Jason Reynolds Life and Times

YAPHP – Yet Another Paris Hilton Post

// June 8th, 2007 // Miscellaneous, News, Television, Writing

I can’t believe I am stooping this low, but I NEED to say something about Paris Hilton. Everyone else is. So, here is YAPHP (Yet Another Paris Hilton Post).

I don’t know her personally (who would have guessed) or as intimately as others (I hear there are a lot who do) and in fact can say I have no idea what this trial is about. I don’t know a single fact about the trial and why people are supposing she will be convicted (if she hasn’t been already) of whatever she has done. I have less interest in this than I did in the tragic death of that other porn star a few months ago. None the less, Paris Hilton is causing people to write some really creative things. I had to share this encouragement for white people to riot with included allusion to the Rodney King incident. I hope it doesn’t come to pass, but this funny article is worth a read if you like cynical humor:

In a few hours little Paris Hilton will go back to court wherein it will be decided whether she must return to prison for the remainder of her sentence. If she gets to go home because it’s just too scary for her then we should all calmly stop what we are doing and make our way to Beverly Hills and in fine Los Angeles tradition riot openly in the streets.

Once there please do your best to gather tools that can make fire. Considering the location and terrain this likely means bashing in car windows so as to retrieve lighters. If none can be found then use the lighter installed in the automobile itself, they can be found in all make of cars from Ferrari to Aston Martin. Once fire has been discovered start looking for things that are compatible with fire.

This includes: car interiors, piles of clothes, driftwood, toy poodle fur (attached or not is up to you), designer clothes … [Read More of the Original Entry]

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