Found this cute post titled The Devil Made Him Do It. Seriously.
A few minutes later, he sidled up to his dad. “I boughted you a flashlight,” he crowed, holding it out gleefully. “See?”
“You’re not supposed to tell me about that!” Dennis sputtered.
“I gotted it for you and I’m going to tell you about it,” Bruiser said stoutly.
The kid’s impossible. Impossible, I tell you!